Surprise 💀

8.15.24

What did I just post the other day!

So last night I had a package at the door. I wasn’t expecting anything and the post person didn’t knock or anything it was just there. I made sure it was for me, sometimes in apartment buildings they get stuff mixed up. My name was on it, so I was like…ok. I just let the mystery linger overnight and thought who is it from? Literally five people have my new address so far.

So I have cup of coffee and stare at the package, eventually pulling it closer to examine. There was a catalogue attached to the box (Collections etc) not addressed to anyone, it was bizarre. The catalogue had everything in it one might need…a skull shaver, frying pan, stretch pants, dildos…! 🤣🤣🤣 I laughed hard, and my mind went to SNL weekend updates with Stephan reviewing of New York’s hottest clubs…

So, I decided, “well it’s time to see what’s in the box”...it was a larger box but wasn’t heavy, I couldn't guess. I opened the top and saw a skull, it had a string and I tried to pull it out but it was stuck, had to cut around the box, it was full sized skeleton! Strangely my mind went back to the catalogue (I had already thrown away) it did not have a Halloween section at all…so here he is my own “Mr. Skeleton” the Halloween group on fb will be proud. Currently he is in the new chair making himself way too comfortable.

I found out it was from my mom. That makes sense, but normally she will tell me she is sending me something so I know to look out for it. I talked to her last week and she never mentioned it, maybe she meant to and forgot. I guess it was a spooky surprise. 😂.

Today‘s FB memory…🤣