Roll call, time for cake

11.19.24

HELLO!! Have we all…made it through? Check on your Capricorn sun and risings today we need a head count. I’m alive, lol. Aries, Cancer, Libra suns and risings, u good? Maybe just a flesh wound or two soon to become a distant memory. Graduation day fam, immunity! Get your cake on. I hear, “How ya like me now”, in the distance on someone’s car radio, how old is that song, lol.

On to fixed signs. Our new fearless fair humanitarian in the front line Aquarius, suns and risings, we know you don’t wanna, but we trust you pretty much more than anybody in the zodiac to babysit Pluto, to teach him light work 🥴. He’s gonna do great with you, and propel us into creative whirlwind! Just don’t feed him 🍗 after midnight or let him go swimming or leave him with Uranus, shit don’t leave him with Saturn either! Taurus sun and risings, sorry dude (he will annoy the fuck out of you), Leo ugh (he is in opposition of you 😤), and Scorpio don’t pull your hair out (your seasoned at dealing with him though) good luck! Mutable signs Pisces, Gemini, Virgo, and Sagittarius suns and risings you guys are fairly flexible you‘ll do alright, shouldn't effect you as much on a personal level. 2044 Pisces, it will be your turn… uh but don’t freak out yet 😬, Aquarius is going to turn him into a good citizen for you.

I got the cake…